Clinton Couple Desperate to Swing (For Any Votes)
What do you do after preaching for weeks that your opponent in the Presidential race is unfit to be President? Why, you offer him a spot on your ticket as Vice-President!
After engaging in a series of blistering, cross-country tag-team attacks on the competence of Senator Barack Obama, the Democratic party’s front runner for the Presidential nomination, Bill and Hillary Clinton are now floating yet another schizophrenic trial balloon. This week, it’s, Hey, how ‘bout we split the ticket. Obama can have a seat at the back of the bus and we’ll take the wheel!
Well, all right Mr. Impeached President and Ms. Wannabe. Let’s see if we can sift through your new shell game.
Senator Obama has no experience. Senator Obama can’t be trusted. Senator Obama hasn’t been ‘vetted.’ Senator Obama’s entire platform is a 2002 speech. Senator Obama is incapable of making hard decisions in the middle of the night. Sounds like a great VP choice to me!
Let’s get real Mrs. Clinton. You need Barack Obama, he doesn’t need you. You two Arkansas Carnival Barkers got yourselves stuck in your poorly built House of Mirrors and can’t find your way out without the help of Senator Obama, because he brings new voters to the process. Now there’s an area where you have surely been vetted. You have clearly demonstrated a highly refined level of incompetence in this arena. Any questions on that one?
Do you two really expect the voters to play dumb for you? Do you think we haven’t watched you attack Senator Obama like two rabid dogs? And now, because you need him, voila!, what a great VP he would be!
You have both reached new depths of shame and disgrace. It’s easy to imagine the argument that you will make to Senator Obama: “I’ll tell ya, Barack, we got some pretty high-powered super delegates on our side. We’re gonna git that nomination one way or another, so you might as well join up as VP. Hey, coming in 2nd ain’t all that bad.“
News flash to the Clintons: Obama is too smart for both of you. The voters are too smart for both of you. While your stagnant base of followers close their eyes and shut their ears, the rest of us are paying close attention.
And by the way, this is one Republican who will trade out his vacation days to get out the vote for Senator Obama on April 22nd in the state of Pennsylvania. There is just no way she’s going to waltz through this state shrieking and lying and whooping and hollering and insulting decent people and then walk away with a win. Won’t happen.
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